I'm Goin' Back on the Bicycle — © 1985 Tommy Sands

  1. The day was fine, and the sun did shine,
    But now it's near the evenin'—
    And I was drivin' in my car,
    Not far from near Rathfriland.1
    I just had paid the road tax,
    And fire and theft insurance—
    When the petrol tank said, “That's all, Frank!”
    And this is my conclusion:
    
    I'm goin' back on the bicycle,
    I just can't pay the bills.
    I'm goin' back on the bicycle,
    Freewheel down the hills.
    
  2. My Aunt Jane, she took me in,
    With her blarney and her lingo—
    She said that she would buy the juice
    If I took her to the bingo.
    Well all she ever gives to me
    Are lollypops and spangles—
    If she wants to go tomorrow,
    She can sit up on the handles.
    
    Chorus
    
  3. You won't go far without a car!
    Or so said all the Joneses—
    And I went crawling to the bank:
    “Would you please give me a loan sir?”
    Ah, curse the day, I made my way
    Behind those windscreen wipers—
    With oil sheiks and petrol strikes,
    I can't pay the piper.
    
    Chorus
    
  4. Three thousand pounds I earn each year,
    Two thousand hours I'm strivin'—
    And a thousand pounds I'll spend on fifteen
    Thousand miles of drivin'.
    Now a ten-mile drive takes a one-hour strive
    If you can get my meanin'—
    At ten miles an hour I could
    Beat on the bike, freewheelin'.
    
    Chorus (two times through)
    
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    1The town of Rathfriland is about
      thirty miles south of Belfast.